Enchanted Portals is Shit

Just as a note, I’m not going to be posting pictures or video of this game. I refuse to buy it. And you shouldn’t buy it either. I’ve watched enough video of people playing it and I can’t believe people are giving it any kind of attention at all.

I’m surprised that they even finished it after all the flak they got from people saying it was a Cuphead rip off (Which it is. Shamelessly so). The story is just presented in still pictures, the sound effects are non existent, and in motion it looks like Cuphead if it was made by Asylum pictures. In fact, it kind of is like an Asylum movie, looking just enough like the real thing it will fool someone’s grandma into purchasing it. I know, even me talking about this game is giving it attention, but man… It just looks so much like shit. I guess it’s the appeal of a new kusoge to play that is why so many people jumped on the bandwagon to play it but it’s just strange to me you’d waste your money like that. Oh well, it’s all in good fun I suppose. the game isn’t fun though. The game is shit.